You are driving me bananas!

I like bananas as much as the next man, but usually when I buy them, by about the Wednesday they're not in the best condition.

Last Saturday, my Wife and I were doing our grocery shopping at Fiesta for a change and as I didn't want my bananas to have turned to mush by Monday I picked some green ones.

The only trouble is, it's now Friday and they're still bloody green!

These must be the greenest bananas there ever was!

I even placed them in a brown paper back for the last two days but even that hasn't worked so now I have to hope they'll be ready to eat by next Monday.

I did call my Wife at one point to ask her if they really were bananas but we'll just have to wait and see.