Everything that happens in life is not a big shock or sensational you pillock!

Manchester got beat today, 1-0 at home to Aston Villa.

The result isn't thing that annoyed me most though. It seems that every time Manchester United lose a game of football Alan Parry is the commentator.

The reason this guy annoys me so much is because every time Manchester United lose a game, or even concede a goal, he makes it out to be the biggest shock the world has ever seen.

Aston Villa scored their goal in the first half today, but the guy spent most of the second half running out stats of the last time Aston Villa beat United, the last time they won at Old Trafford, the last time the goal scorer scored against United, how many corn flakes their manager had for breakfast this morning, everything except telling you what was going on in the actual game.

United are going to lose games. If the Premier League is to be competitive then teams are going to have to beat each other.

I'd like to think that any one can beat any other team in the same league as them without the world coming to an end.

Granted, some results are a surprise, but it I'm getting sick and tired of everything that doesn't work out for United being a disaster, just the same as I hate everything good they do being made out to be more than it is.

It's a game of football. No team will win them all.

Sort it out you muppets!