Where's the giraffe's??

Did you notice the whole media circus surrounding the death of Michael Jackson?

Did you spot Anderson Cooper riding his unicycle passed the TV cameras? No, me neither.

I'm sure it would have been a lot more fun if it actually was a media circus. I think Michael Jackson would've appreciated that considering the resident's he shared his Neverland ranch with (monkey's, giraffe's, sick little Mexican kids etc).

Imagine if we saw Larry King swinging on the trapeze clasping hands with Bill O'Reilly, doing some magnificent Cirque Du Soleil move, or Katie Couric bringing the bearded lady routine a touch of glamour.

All of this would be started off with Geraldo arriving in a car that proceeded to fall apart leaving him exposed in the seat holding a steering wheel in his hand.

Magic.